💌 A very important delivery from Queens to Lahore...
Open this, biwi 🧸💗
(sender: one very sorry dick)
✨ tap the envelope ✨
My Anoshay... 🥺
Since August 2nd, 1:44 AM (New York time)
We've been us for... 💗
(and a few of them being a dick 😭 — sorry)
Even the stupid ones. Especially the ones I need to fix.
And the counter never stops — hamesha, inshaAllah.
Biwi Court is now in session
The People (you) vs. Shadman (a dick)
- Being a dick, first degree 🙃
- Hurting the softest heart in Lahore
- Making his tahajjud girl sad
- Making someone who "takes time to trust" feel unsure
- Generally being a whole idiot when he should've been gentle
How does the defendant plead?
Official Verdict
The court finds Shadman GUILTY of being a dick.
Sentence: a lifetime of loving Anoshay. Making her chai.
Funding her Masters. Cham cham deliveries on demand.
Never making her cry again.
No parole. No appeals.
No option to leave — the judge's own rules 😂
You're not one thing to me.
You're all of these. Tap every single one. 👀
0 / 7 opened
The cham cham jar 🍬
Every tap = one reason I love you. It never runs out.
Our plans haven't changed.
Not one of them. Tap each step. ✨
I'm still building every step of this with you.
My promises to you
Tap each one to seal it. I mean every word. 🤍
0 sealed
So... will you forgive this dick? 🥺
Choose carefully. The teddy is watching. 👀
I know I have to show you, every day.
And I will.
But I couldn't let another second pass
without you knowing:
I'm sorry. I'm here. I'm yours. 💗
(yes I stole your running button idea. sorry. it's cute.)
ALHAMDULILLAH 😭
Thank you for being softer with me than I deserved.
So here's mine, back to you, forever:
I'm with you hamesha.
On your good days and your 3am days.
Through IELTS and visas and long commutes.
Until JFK. Until nikkah. Until old age.
And after that too, inshaAllah. 🤲